Zombie Myths

Zombie myth number 2: Zombies are all rotten, with bits falling off all the time.

Bullshit. OK, I've lost a finger or two, and had to do a quick fix-up job. Lucky Mum taught me to sew. But usually it's fine, we kinda regenerate as we go. Mostly. I need to exfoliate more than most people, or I get all-over dandruff. And I don't exactly like my skin tone, which is like, beigey-grey. Like a carpet that's 20 years past its use-by date and used to be cream, but now is just a faded ick.

Thank God for AberZombie products. They provide me with these cool gloves that look like human skin with fishnet gloves over them. Very cute, and the texture fools everyone. I love you, AberZombie!